i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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