Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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