Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think I sprained my soul last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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