I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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