Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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