I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
my god I love twenty year old dicks
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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