you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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