I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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