Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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