But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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