He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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