He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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