Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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