dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
