Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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