I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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