let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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