quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
birth control should be required to get into college
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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