So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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