Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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