Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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