There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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