There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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