Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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