OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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