Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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