She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
