I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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