In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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