Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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