I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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