Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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