If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dick very happy bro
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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