That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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