so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Come on in and take your pants off
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