someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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