from now on my penis is your penis
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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