So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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