his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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