You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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