would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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