And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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