It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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