No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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