She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So many bounce houses so little time
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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