I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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