If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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