If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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