wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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