I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Come back. Shots need mouths.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Oh god it's open bar.
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