This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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