At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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